(Pictured at the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival L-R: Lisa Rosen, D’art Demone, Art Crumb, Walter Robinson) photo by Jesse Winter.

An Obituary to Singlehood: Two of  the NYC Downtown scenemakers have decided to tie the knot after years of living in sin!

Dame LISA ROSEN, ex-NY/Paris model, now a respected painting conservator, (clients include the Vatican) was known as the social glue stick at Max’s, Danceteria, Glenn O’Brien’s groundbreaking TV Party, the subsequent star of the documentary of the same name, and the daughter of Miki Rosen, is to be wed by the end of this week in a private legal ceremony to WALTER ROBINSON, Editor in Chief of Arnet.com Magazine. Walter Robinson’s glam checkerboard of accomplishments include :  He was a member of CoLab and and as an artist, exhibited in galleries in the East Village in the 1980s, including at Metro Pictures, where his famous Spin Paintings were later ripped by Damien Hirst. Robinson was Contributing Editor at Art in America from 1978-1997, cofounder (with Edit DeAk) of Art-Rite Magazine in the 1970s, and Art Editor of The East Village Eye in the 1980s. He was the charismatically cranky correspondent for “Gallery Beat TV” in the late 1990s and is the author of “Instant Art History”, as well as being one of the stars of the 2008 smashkinda hit film “Guest of Cindy Sherman”. He is the father of Antonia Smith-Robinson, who resides in San Francisco.

I wish them all the best and even with Walter’s track record, I think this one is a a sticker since Lisa has put up with him for years already, so she knows what she’s in for. Kind of like if Katherine Hepburn actually married Spencer Tracy. All my love, even to the fab mother-in-law Miki!