So much for the Velvet painting museum in Portland,  Oregon. back to Vegas? Chelsea? Bushwick? Eva Lake, the artist/talk show host gave us the bad news via Facebook tonight. WTF, Portlandio? We actually take you to Velveteria via Anthony Bourdain because his show is good and he takes Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk. Bourdain is such a party animal, and culturally lowbrow enough to eat bugs and enjoy crappy art, smoke, promote bad behaviour, and go to the Velveteria. Class act.

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