Suzi Cocktail Meets GalleryBeat

October 30th, 2009 • Paul H-O
When Dr. Lisa and Paul are videotaping an episode of a new GB Weapisode, they are accosted in the middle of their examination of artist Jane Fine's work in Williamsburg's PEROGI GALLERY, the foremost art venue in Brooklyn. Ms. Cocktail is completely and utterly mad.The beauty and horror of the spectacle is the kind of thing we truly value as do fans of the Old Beat, where we would occasionally be attacked by angry artists like Julian Schnabel or some neglected wannabee artist or outraged dealer, say, the early Andrea Rosen. Not an uncommon experience. Yet, this is even more twisted since Ms. Cocktail, as she calls herself, obviously is a maniac strumpet attempting to bypass all rules of protocol and gallery decorum. The result is more than we could wish for, total artistic abandon in the well-formed Suzi (I give her that) who in fact does what many artists would love to do, wreck the place that they'll never show in. We at GalleryBeat promise to give you the actual coverage of a very good show by artist Jane Fine. We apologize to Jane for our tawdry injection of this unusual trainwreck first.

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  1. by Mz PattiSat Oct 31, 2009
    10:11 am

    While Suzi rests easy on the eyes, Lordy, my ears hurt.

  2. by SurjinSun Nov 01, 2009
    7:54 pm

    i was surprised to hear suzie pronounce van gogh correctly

  3. by charlie finchMon Nov 02, 2009
    2:33 pm

    this Suzi Cocktail feature is so moroni that all 5 visitors to this tupid site which censors its contributors will soon leave

  4. by Paul H-OMon Nov 02, 2009
    3:25 pm

    hey Chahlee,

    I was worried about you. Welcome back. You are certainly welcome to demean me without fear of censorship. You’re deranged, so some editorial latitude may be exercised to help people understand some of your rabid autistic babbling.
    By the way – what is “tupid”?
    Your flattened fan,
    Paulie

  5. by charlie finchMon Nov 02, 2009
    3:38 pm

    when da moon hit’s your eye like da sweet pizza pie, dat’s amore! when H-O orders cheese, it’s his hot dark new squeeze on his lap!

  6. by SurjinMon Nov 02, 2009
    5:37 pm

    charlie cracks me up even though he is a total troll >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

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