New GBTV @ Invisible Exports

October 29th, 2009 by Paul H-O

The GalleryBeat Special Forces Unit is called out on to put the 411 on a storefront operation with a tough M.O. – they call it ‘Superior Conceptual Art’ – and Paul H-O calls in his veteran partner, Cathy Lebowitz, the forensics expert of any modern art moniker on earth to crack this hard band of underground believers. And the duo engages the suspects and in fact cracks their evil coda. It’s dirty stuff – and delivered through a network as old as the first monocellular life form. Too bad you have to figure it out.
Stephen Irwin – new artist solo show at Invisible Exports – the year old LES NYC gallery and the conspirators of an international network of artsy fartsy sexual transmissions.

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  1. by mz_pattiThu Oct 29, 2009
    1:47 pm

    I think he really used his hair to ‘buff’ the ink off the paper onto the wall. Completely mental masturbation. Up my alley, two.

  2. by Paul H-OThu Oct 29, 2009
    3:11 pm

    Hey Baddie – thank you sooo much for stopping by! It’s a proud moment for me and the American Way of Life. To hop off FaceBook and pop off here makes my heart soar like an eagle. You think my threats are working?

    Yeah, it’s up my alley too if you just switch the gender.

  3. by LisaThu Oct 29, 2009
    4:57 pm

    I love hearing Cathy talk to Paul explaining about seeing masturbation in the work!

  4. by SurjinFri Oct 30, 2009
    11:08 am

    the silhouette pieces are cool…but i’m with paul, there should be girl versions

  5. by theresa kFri Oct 30, 2009
    9:45 pm

    Oh, that hair!!!!!! You will always be successful in anything that you do!!!!!!!!!!

  6. by Paul H-OFri Oct 30, 2009
    11:30 pm

    wow TK…you should have been my PRP years ago. That’s funny!

    Lisa – it’s funny how women with psychotherapudic bents see penises everywhere. I’ve had a ton of therapy but I don’t. I’m with Surjin.

  7. by charlie finchMon Nov 02, 2009
    2:39 pm

    yeah, the Moonies on this site love to pretend that H-O still has a brain when he calls Cougar Cathy “Cindy” and otherwise tards out. 5-0 Jack Lord died years ago and they exhume his corpse and he became H-O the Zipless Zombie

  8. by charlie finchMon Nov 02, 2009
    2:41 pm

    Cathy, Cathy: PLEASE run far, run fast, you are still talented, you are still beautiful, run from the zomb,run, run, run………

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